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Michelle Kicherer covers books and music for the San Francisco Chronicle and Willamette Week. Her fiction has appeared in The Master’s Review, The Sierra Nevada Review, The Berkeley Fiction Review, and others, and received the Marion Hood Boess Haworth Prize in Fiction, the Leila Aba Saba Prize for Prose Writing and a Portland Regional Arts and Culture Grant. Michelle teaches writing classes in fiction and memoir and always encourages her students to get a little weirder. Her debut novella SEXY LIFE, HELLO is out March 6 on Banana Pitch Press.

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FICTION & LITERATURE

SEXY LIFE, HELLO

BY Michelle Kicherer • POSTED ON March 6, 2025

In Kicherer’s debut novella, a woman balances her dual jobs acting as a nanny to twin babies and sexting for a porn star.

After she’s caught in a compromising situation, California teacher Jane is unceremoniously fired. She then applies for the “types of jobs that [won’t] check a record.” Fortunately, she finds one—a couple (including a popular writer of airport novels) takes her on as nanny to their 10-month-olds Franny and Zooey. Then, Jane gets a reply to another application; porn actor Lola hires her to communicate with her fans, engaging in generally salacious cyberchats as “Lola” to persuade clients to pay for premium content. That’s something Jane can do during Franny and Zooey’s naptime. While these unfiltered online conversations are relatively new territory for Jane, she’s an unexpected natural at sexting. Certainly, she doesn’t want the twins’ mothers knowing what she does during some of her nannying hours, but she soon comes to the frightening realization that someone may have caught on to her surreptitious side-gig. Kicherer deftly satirizes modern pornography and porn addiction—Jane easily handles multiple chats using generic responses that don’t dissipate the mesmerized clients’ sexual energy. Jane finds the activity “curious,” but it gradually turns into a routine, and she doesn’t really consider the implications of the X-rated written content until later. The author’s concise and often irreverent prose pulls no punches—the cyberchats engage in topics that will make some readers blush and others cringe. At the same time, the story deftly contrasts these pornographic conversations with Jane caring for two infant twins who are oblivious to all that she’s typing on her laptop. A darker aspect of the porn job slowly and effectively creeps in; interacting with faceless usernames may seem harmless, but there’s a chance one of these individuals knows too much. The ending, which suits the overall tone, won’t likely be forgotten.

An eye-opening satire that’s as cheeky as it is unsparing.

Pub Date: March 6, 2025

ISBN: 9798991307123

Page count: 114pp

Publisher: Banana Pitch Press

Review Posted Online: Dec. 19, 2024

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Feb. 15, 2025

Awards, Press & Interests

Day job

Writing instructor

Favorite author

George Saunders

Favorite book

Eileen, by Ottessa Moshfegh

Favorite word

Perfunctory

Passion in life

Making people laugh and feel empowered

Unexpected skill or talent

I'm a great whistler.

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