BECAUSE I'M YOUR MOM

A decade after Because I’m Your Dad (2013) came out, musician Zappa and illustrator Santat reunite to bring the same story to life from a slightly different perspective.

Grandiose promises mix with those of a more standard variety as a mama monster makes a series of vows to her child. An innocuous “Because I’m your mom…you’re gonna get kissed all over your tummy every day” appears not long before, “Because I’m your mom, you can have nachos for breakfast, pancakes for dinner, and Popsicles in the shower.” As the book progresses, the mama continues to couple loving low-key activities alongside others involving plane rides, rock concerts, and “selfies with the Sphinx.” Why would the mama monster do such things? “Because that’s what my mom did for me.” The affection rings true, but actual mamas may balk at a couple of the more extravagant vows, worrying about their own child’s expectations. Santat aids where he can, giving the whole venture a peppy vibe replete with bright greens, purples, and blues. Alas, horned monsters and puppicorns can take you only so far when the unmemorable text fails to invite rereads. (This book was reviewed digitally.)

For Zappa fans, a book to rejoice in. For everyone else, a story you’ve seen before, in one iteration or another.