LOBSTAH GAHDEN

When garbage lands in their potentially award-winning “gahdens,” two lobsters team up to teach the polluters a lesson.

Walter, a “proud lobstah,” tends a beautiful underwater “gahden.” He works all year long toward his dream of winning the annual “Swell Gahdens” contest, which neighbor Milton always wins. As the contest approaches, Walter finds a discarded tire in his garden, and he suspects Milton of sabotage. But Milton has found garbage in his own garden, and he thinks Walter is to blame. As towering piles of garbage overtake both gardens, Walter and Milton decide to head to the surface to see what’s going on. They discover humans tossing garbage into the ocean and make a plan to return the favor. While some readers may find the playful use of the Boston accent humorous, it is difficult to imagine working-class Bostonians not feeling like the butt of a joke. The use of the accent is inconsistent in the text (e.g., “underwater gahdening trends”), making it not only nonsensical, but difficult to read aloud. The poorly executed accent gimmick also detracts from the already-weak message about ocean conservation; the image of a few irresponsible boaters tossing trash overboard absolves the rest of us from responsibility for inadvertent pollution. The brightly colored, expressive illustrations at least make the read tolerable.

A mediocre concept poorly executed.