FLY GIRL

An aspiring writer takes an unusual career path.

Growing up in West Warwick, Rhode Island, novelist and memoirist Hood was enraptured by planes. Upon graduating from college in 1978, she had two goals: to become a writer and a flight attendant. “I was the most stereotypical type of girl who became an airline stewardess,” she admits. “Small town. Love of travel. Big dreams. Craving excitement.” In this lively memoir, the author recounts how she managed to fulfill both dreams, although writing took a back seat for most of the eight years that she flew. Getting hired was stressful: Multiple interviews weeded out most applicants—in 1978, over 14,000 people applied for 550 positions at TWA—and Hood was ecstatic to be accepted. During her training, she writes, “I learned to successfully evacuate seven kinds of aircraft, fix a broken coffeemaker, deliver a baby, mix proper cocktails, carve a chateaubriand, administer oxygen, demonstrate safety equipment, and make a baby’s rattle out of two plastic cups and a couple of TWA propeller-shaped swizzle sticks.” During her six-month probationary period, she and her classmates were stringently monitored for appearance, weight, and demeanor as well as competence. They could not weigh more than they did when they were hired, a requirement that had them taking diuretics and trying crazy weight-loss diets. Sometimes, she writes, “we just drank water until a pound or two came off.” Hood, a naïve 21-year-old when she first started flying, grew into a sophisticated young woman undaunted by new cities and unfamiliar food; rude, unruly, or aggressive passengers; mishaps onboard; and some people’s assumptions that she was merely a glorified waitress. Her love of flying made her tolerate the airline’s total control of her life and time. Happily for her, as opportunities waned because of turmoil in the airline industry, her writing career began to take flight.

Colorful anecdotes make for an entertaining memoir of travel and self-discovery.