I CANNOT DRAW A HORSE

Part Ed Emberley, with a dash of Pigeon, and entirely meta.

The offstage narrator begins by introducing a small, gray, gumdrop of a shape set against an empty graph-paper background, saying, “This is my shape.” The shape immediately establishes itself as sentient, asking, “What am I?” It then answers its own question in speech-balloon text reading, “I am a nothing shape.” The narrator quickly counters this statement by transforming it into a line drawing of a cat, using the original shape as the body and adding a face, ears, limbs, and a tail. This is where the horse from the title comes in, as the cat says, “I want a horse.” The narrator immediately demurs, explaining, “A horse is hard to draw. I cannot draw a horse.” Ensuing pages show the narrator’s attempts to please the cat by drawing many different creatures and objects (excluding the desired horse), perhaps recalling Ed Emberley’s fingerprint drawing books as the little gray shape morphs into many things. While persistence and temper tantrums worthy of Willems’ Pigeon don’t cajole the narrator into equine drawings, the cat finally offers the narrator encouragement, and that does the trick. An ambiguous ending after the horse requests a bicycle will leave readers wondering what’s in store for the characters. (This book was reviewed digitally.)

Draw this one from the shelf for a fun, metafictive read.