SO YOU THINK YOU'RE A PIRATE

In Hoff’s illustrated children’s book, a young boy sets out to prove that he is, in fact, a pirate.

One morning, a boy named Stephen stands up on his kitchen chair and announces his new occupation. In response, his sister, Alicia, notes, “I don’t think pirates stand of kitchen chairs.” “They do when they’re not at sea,” counters Stephen. This isn’t the first time that Stephen has decided to have a new job; it’s revealed that, on previous occasions, he’d said that he was an astronaut and a professional heel-toe polka dancer. But unlike those unsuccessful attempts at being something other than a young boy standing at his kitchen table, he’s truly dedicated to being a pirate this time—and he leaves his home to prove it. Almost immediately, he runs into an elderly bakery owner who claims to have once been a pirate inspector for the Federal Bureau of Investigation. To prove his worth, Stephen agrees to undertake a series of tests which don’t seem particularly piratelike, such as pulling weeds and sweeping away cobwebs, all while passing by other kids who aren’t pirates but seem to be having a lot more fun than he is. Throughout Hoff’s book, there’s a pleasing mix of rhyme, dialogue, and a few full-page illustrations that keep the story bouncing along and make it well-suited for a read-aloud. Stephen is a believable and relatable character, and his changing emotions during his journey are sharply captured by Froese’s somewhat-minimalistic full-color cartoon illustrations. The bakery owner’s escalation of alleged pirate tests will amuse young readers, and her expressions of faux-surprise are well-rendered. Both Stephen and the bakery owner are portrayed with pale skin; other children have a range of skin tones.

An amusing story of imagination crashing with reality, balanced well with skillful illustrations.