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THE LAST SPEAKER OF SKALWEGIAN

A genial protagonist will keep readers enticed throughout this amusing romp.

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A comic novel focuses on a dying language and the last chance to save it.

In this tale, Gardner presents Leonard Thorson, an assistant professor at a “fourth-rate” school called Ghurkin College. Ghurkin, whose mascot is a gerbil, is not exactly known for excellence in anything. Thanks to a corrupt dean, the school nevertheless boasts a grand football stadium. Lenny is a linguist who teaches French, lives in an apartment that used to be a rotating restaurant (that still occasionally revolves), and loves nothing more than diving deep into etymology. Lenny also works on a project with an Army veteran named Charlie. Charlie is said to be the last living speaker of a language called Skalwegian that comes from the now vacant island of Skalvik, located some 80 miles north of Norway. The two men hope to preserve the language, which is in danger of being lost forever. But Lenny soon learns that Charlie’s project is not quite on the altruistic level he was led to believe. It also doesn’t help that professional hit men are actively trying to assassinate Lenny. Or that many on campus hate Lenny for flunking two football players who never went to class. This wacky tale comes straight from left field. A nice-guy linguist who lives in a former restaurant and fails to realize that people are trying to kill him is unlike most heroes readers would expect to encounter. But the setup works. When Lenny is not providing the background on a word like idiot (“descended through middle English from the Old French word idiote,” readers are told), he is accidentally fending off assassins and wooing a sexy TV broadcaster. But even for such a fanciful tale, some aspects stretch credulity. The dean, for one, is so woefully incompetent that he runs afoul of a bad guy named Luther Skammer. (Yes, Skammer.) Still, Lenny is the type of hero worth rooting for. Tough but not arrogant, smart but not stuffy, he will stir readers’ curiosity, making them wonder where his rollicking adventure will ultimately land him.

A genial protagonist will keep readers enticed throughout this amusing romp.

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Publisher: Manuscript

Review Posted Online: June 1, 2021

Kirkus Reviews Issue: July 15, 2021

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THE WEDDING PEOPLE

Uneven but fitfully amusing.

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Betrayed by her husband, a severely depressed young woman gets drawn into the over-the-top festivities at a lavish wedding.

Phoebe Stone, who teaches English literature at a St. Louis college, is plotting her own demise. Her husband, Matt, has left her for another woman, and Phoebe is taking it hard. Indeed, she's determined just where and how she will end it all: at an oceanfront hotel in Newport, where she will lie on a king-sized canopy bed and take a bottle of her cat’s painkillers. At the hotel, Phoebe meets bride-to-be Lila, a headstrong rich girl presiding over her own extravagant six-day wedding celebration. Lila thought she had booked every room in the hotel, and learning of Phoebe's suicidal intentions, she forbids this stray guest from disrupting the nuptials: “No. You definitely can’t kill yourself. This is my wedding week.” After the punchy opening, a grim flashback to the meltdown of Phoebe's marriage temporarily darkens the mood, but things pick up when spoiled Lila interrupts Phoebe's preparations and sweeps her up in the wedding juggernaut. The slide from earnest drama to broad farce is somewhat jarring, but from this point on, Espach crafts an enjoyable—if overstuffed—comedy of manners. When the original maid of honor drops out, Phoebe is persuaded, against her better judgment, to take her place. There’s some fun to be had here: The wedding party—including groom-to-be Gary, a widower, and his 11-year-old daughter—takes surfing lessons; the women in the group have a session with a Sex Woman. But it all goes on too long, and the humor can seem forced, reaching a low point when someone has sex with the vintage wedding car (you don’t want to know the details). Later, when two characters have a meet-cute in a hot tub, readers will guess exactly how the marriage plot resolves.

Uneven but fitfully amusing.

Pub Date: July 30, 2024

ISBN: 9781250899576

Page Count: 384

Publisher: Henry Holt

Review Posted Online: Sept. 13, 2024

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I WHO HAVE NEVER KNOWN MEN

I Who Have Never Known Men ($22.00; May 1997; 224 pp.; 1-888363-43-6): In this futuristic fantasy (which is immediately reminiscent of Margaret Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale), the nameless narrator passes from her adolescent captivity among women who are kept in underground cages following some unspecified global catastrophe, to a life as, apparently, the last woman on earth. The material is stretched thin, but Harpman's eye for detail and command of tone (effectively translated from the French original) give powerful credibility to her portrayal of a human tabula rasa gradually acquiring a fragmentary comprehension of the phenomena of life and loving, and a moving plangency to her muted cri de coeur (``I am the sterile offspring of a race about which I know nothing, not even whether it has become extinct'').

Pub Date: May 1, 1997

ISBN: 1-888363-43-6

Page Count: 224

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Review Posted Online: May 19, 2010

Kirkus Reviews Issue: May 1, 1997

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