Somewhere on the eastern coast of the US that’s home to Francesca Lia Block’s Los Angeles is a town where six-foot-five drag queens play high-school football, kindergarten teachers write comments like “Definitely gay and has a very good sense of self” on student report cards, quiz-bowl teams are as important as football teams, and cheerleaders ride Harleys. Paul and his friends go to high school in this town. Paul meets Noah, falls for him, does something dumb, and loses him. The last half of the story is about Paul working to get Noah back. Paul narrates his own story, and he talks and thinks like teens wish they did, much like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and her Scooby squad. Paul learns that love is still scary when boy meets boy even if it’s as accepted as mom’s apple pie. With wry humor, wickedly quirky and yet real characters, and real situations, this is a must for any library serving teens. (Fiction. YA)