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NEVER POKE A SQUID

Another anything-but-tranquil day at school gets a hilarious recap in this sequel to Never Spit on Your Shoes (1990) and Are There Any Questions? (1992). Wearing their squid costume, Arnie and Raymond burst into the kitchen, explaining as they down milk and cookies that it wasn’t their fault, that the Principal shouldn’t have poked their ink bag. Alerted, mother sits down to extract the story. Cazet expands on the children’s realistically jumbled, fragmentary responses to her comments with a series of busy schoolroom scenes, taking Arnie and his kinetic classmates from the Pledge of Allegiance, through Halloween crafts, a dance demonstration by aptly-named, leotard-clad Mrs. Hippowitz (“ ‘There was a rip,’ said Arnie. ‘It was big,’ said Raymond. ‘Really really big.’ ”), a parade, party, and finally a suddenly-ink-spotted Awards ceremony. “Just another day in first grade,” Arnie’s mother concludes, as Arnie and Raymond pelt off to go trick-or-treating. Like its companions, this will draw howls of recognition from children and adults alike, and should be required reading for all teachers—and principals—in training. (Picture book. 5-7)

Pub Date: Sept. 1, 2000

ISBN: 0-531-30279-2

Page Count: 32

Publisher: Orchard

Review Posted Online: May 19, 2010

Kirkus Reviews Issue: June 15, 2000

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HOW TO CATCH A LOVEOSAURUS

From the How To Catch… series

Sugary uplift, shrink-wrapped for the masses.

An elusive new quarry leads the How To Catch… kids on a merry chase through a natural history museum.

Taking at least a step away from the “hunters versus prey” vibe of previous entries in the popular series, the racially diverse group of young visitors dashes through various museum halls in pursuit of the eponymous dino—whose quest to “spread kindness and joy ’round the world” takes the form of a mildly tumultuous museum tour. In most of Elkerton’s overly sweet, color-saturated scenes, only portions of the Loveosaurus, who is purple and covered with pink hearts, are visible behind exhibits or lumbering off the page. But the children find small enticements left behind, from craft supplies to make cards for endangered species to pictures of smiley faces, candy heart–style personal notes (“You Rock!” “Give Hugs”), and, in the hall of medieval arms and armor, a sign urging them to “Be Honest Be Kind.” The somewhat heavy-handed lesson comes through loud and clear. “There’s a message, he wants us to think,” hints Walstead to clue in more obtuse readers…and concluding scenes of smiling people young and otherwise exchanging hugs and knuckle bumps, holding doors for a wheelchair rider, and dancing through clouds of sparkles indicate that they, at least, have gotten it. (This book was reviewed digitally.)

Sugary uplift, shrink-wrapped for the masses. (Picture book. 5-7)

Pub Date: Dec. 6, 2022

ISBN: 9781728268781

Page Count: 40

Publisher: Sourcebooks Wonderland

Review Posted Online: Jan. 17, 2023

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Feb. 15, 2023

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DOLLY PARTON'S BILLY THE KID COMES HOME FOR CHRISTMAS

A holiday outing that doesn’t quite satisfy.

In this follow-up to singer Parton and co-author Perl’s Billy the Kid Makes It Big (2023), literal and figurative bumps in the road imperil the touring canine country star’s promise to be home for Christmas.

Inspired by one of Parton’s holiday songs, the tale sees Billy, a small brown French bulldog, and bandmates Bo, Buster, and Binky boarding a tour bus for “pawsome” glimpses of natural wonders along with meetings with fans and “puparazzi.” Then, although Billy has sent many letters home promising to be there for the holiday, an invitation to play Barkafeller Center on Christmas Day instantly changes his tune. “Billy was happy. Though he still felt a little…he wasn’t sure what.” Readers may be excused for having mixed feelings about his mixed feelings, not to mention his tersely unapologetic note to the folks. But when, thanks to a bus-busting rock in the road on Christmas Eve, it looks like the band will have to contrive their own celebration (“Silent night, howly night”), Billy remembers that he started making music in the first place for his loved ones. He has no problem bagging the big concert (Fans? What fans? Contract? What contract?) when Dolly herself rolls up in her own bus to offer a ride back to his “Tennessee mountain home” in time for a small show for “the most important audience in the world.” While Billy cuts an endearing figure in Haley’s cartoonish illustrations, his willingness to disappoint first family, then fans may have readers feeling less than cheery.

A holiday outing that doesn’t quite satisfy. (lyrics to Parton’s “Comin’ Home for Christmas”) (Picture book. 5-7)

Pub Date: Oct. 1, 2024

ISBN: 9780593755006

Page Count: 40

Publisher: Penguin Workshop

Review Posted Online: Sept. 28, 2024

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Nov. 1, 2024

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