ANON PLS.

Both an ad for the real deuxmoi, a pseudonymous celebrity-gossip Instagram account, and a surprisingly good read.

For eight years, Cricket Lopez has been the abused assistant of Manhattan celebrity stylist Sasha Sherman, the former queen of reality TV. After one particularly humiliating day and very boozy evening, Cricket restarts her anonymous Instagram account,deuxmoi, airing the dirty laundry about her firm's new influencer client and asking fans to spill the tea about their celebrity encounters. The account goes viral, and soon everyone is talking about the unverified blind items detailing celebrity sex habits and restaurant sightings as well as guessing who the anonymous creator is. Cricket navigates the tidal wave of secret notoriety alongside Leon, her snarky but sweet co-worker, and Victoria, her BFF since high school who married out of the fashion industry and into the country-club world of the Upper East Side. But as the account grows in its influence, Sasha's firm flounders, and their main A-list client may be the next to fall prey to his own history of sexual misconduct and predatory behavior. Sasha grows even more out-of-control, an internet tycoon wants to buy deuxmoi, a reporter is ready to out her, and Cricket and her friends can lose even more than they thought possible. And then there's Ollie Snyder, the editor-in-chief of a Billboard-type entertainment magazine, who is as hot as Hollywood and slides into Cricket's DMs, offering advice and very steamy sex. For deuxmoi fans, this novel will be a solid extension of the brand's coming-of-age story, and they'll especially enjoy the inside jokes and liberal quotes from the real-life account, which helps create the tantalizing-yet-relatable tone. For nonfans, this autofiction is reminiscent of other of-the-moment bad-boss books like Leigh Stein's Self Care.

A candid, unexpected critique of celebrity, hanger-on, and enabler culture.