YOU'RE THE PROBLEM, IT'S YOU
by Emma R. Alban
A lord and a viscount walk into a gay bar.
Bobby Mason and James Demeroven attended Oxford at the same time, and when they meet at the start of another London season, that appears to be all they have in common. Bobby, second son of the late Viscount Mason, is desperate to be involved in politics but stuck in the aimless role of the spare. On the other hand, James, newly old enough to take on the duties of his role as Viscount Demeroven, is too beaten down by a lifetime of belittling from his stepfather to contribute in the House of Lords. James actually had a crush from afar on Bobby while they were in school, and though Bobby doesn’t remember him at all, it’s surprising they didn’t meet earlier, as both discovered at Oxford that they are “men of a certain persuasion.” Now, family and social obligations keep forcing them side by side, but their distaste for each other quickly repels them. That is, until they find each other at “Thomas Parker’s infamous club” for men of their persuasion and discover that they actually do have something else in common, which in time develops into an intense mutual attraction beyond what either has experienced. But in Victorian London, even among understanding friends and family, there are no happy endings for two noblemen who fall in love, unless someone can find a clever solution. This sequel builds directly on the plot of Alban’s first volume, Don’t Want You Like a Best Friend (2024), and fans of Gwen and Beth will be happy to see them prominently featured in this story as well. Unfortunately, readers will have to slog through a slow start and convoluted plot to get to the point where the heroes go from (sort of) enemies to lovers, but it’s worth it to see the chemistry between the two catch fire in a well-drawn and compelling way. Though there’s an abrupt shift to a slightly sappy ending with the help of lavender marriages, Alban hits the final mark with a historically accurate possibility for everyone’s HEA.
An uneven but ultimately charming queer historical romance.