SHEER PRESSURE

A young man must choose between love, authenticity, and manufacturing pantyhose in Abbott’s comic romance novel.

Alex Halaby, a 30-year-old Princeton grad who labors at his father’s pantyhose company (and who feels like his life has been preprogrammed by his domineering parents), quits and roars into the Manhattan night on his Harley-Davidson motorcycle, his sole signifier of independent manhood. There he meets Emily, the equally dissatisfied young wife of billionaire layabout Charles Lukes, who is dismissive of her ambition to be a painter and unforgivably bad at sex. Alex is great at sex, intimate conversations about their yearning souls, and singing satirical Tom Lehrer songs while accompanying himself on the piano; Emily can’t resist, and in short order she is pregnant with his baby. Guilt-stricken over the infidelity, Emily cold-shoulders Alex, who has his hands full when his father, Harry, suffers a heart attack, requiring Alex to step in to save the family company from bankruptcy. The author’s soap opera is a glittering sendup of Manhattan high society in the early 2000s, an upper-crust in which the men are fatuous stuffed shirts and the women frivolous fashionistas (“ ‘the banning of lapdogs from New York City restaurants is utterly deplorable, inhumane, and anal,’ ” declaims Charles’ sublimely shallow ex-wife, Claire). But the novel takes its protagonists’ longings seriously, and as Alex matures, he begins to appreciate Harry’s business as a meaningful outlet for his talents. Abbott probes his characters in vigorous prose that’s two-fisted (“You’re nothing but a cocky little punk who’s been playing in Daddy’s sandbox for, what, a month?”) and psychologically resonant (“The expertly rendered expressions were fractured, chaotic, and intense but oddly enigmatic: a savage glare full of amusement, a smile about to dissolve into weeping,” Alex observes of Emily’s clown paintings). Readers will root for Alex and Emily to figure themselves out amid the circus of preening wealth that surrounds them.

A fizzily entertaining, emotionally sensitive take on the tug of war between success and fulfillment.