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CALIGULA'S KITCHEN

A madcap Roman Empire story densely packed with bumpy humor.

In this farcical work set in first-century Rome, the Emperor Caligula goes mad and his chef tries to save him from ruin.

The Emperor Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus—commonly referred to as Caligula—suffers from at least two grave problems: He is widely despised by his people and is descending into insanity. He suddenly proclaims himself a god, challenges the 100 best gladiators in Rome to a death match, and chats about politics with a horse, Incitatus. In an attempt to force the fictional King Neptune—or “old Neppy”—into submission, he even declares war on the sea. The emperor’s chef, Logos, a wily and resourceful Greek, continually attempts to rescue Caligula from his own self-destructiveness, a role that keeps “testing his wits to the limit.” Logos fears the competitive anarchy that will ensue should Caligula be dethroned and a republic established. Terminiello comically chronicles Logos’ ingenious efforts to protect Caligula from himself, an increasingly worrisome problem since—as he learns from Tatiana the vestal who is not a virgin—the senators no longer fear the leader. The author hits some memorable comedic highs; his depiction of 900 soldiers charging the sea—“Aqua warfare”—is hilarious. But most of the humor is more silly than funny—one might say zany at best and childishly lowbrow at worst. For example, Lady Labia—Caligula’s “wife, girlfriend, or sister or all three”—joins the cult of “Chrissies” until she balks at one of its demands: “Do you know what they wanted me to do?...They wanted me to wash some smelly beggar’s feet!” Terminiello sometimes seems to be phoning in the humor—characters have names like Devious Maximus and Effetus the Choreographer.

A madcap Roman Empire story densely packed with bumpy humor.

Pub Date: Oct. 2, 2019

ISBN: 978-0-359-95432-2

Page Count: 150

Publisher: Lulu.com

Review Posted Online: Aug. 31, 2020

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IT STARTS WITH US

Through palpable tension balanced with glimmers of hope, Hoover beautifully captures the heartbreak and joy of starting over.

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The sequel to It Ends With Us (2016) shows the aftermath of domestic violence through the eyes of a single mother.

Lily Bloom is still running a flower shop; her abusive ex-husband, Ryle Kincaid, is still a surgeon. But now they’re co-parenting a daughter, Emerson, who's almost a year old. Lily won’t send Emerson to her father’s house overnight until she’s old enough to talk—“So she can tell me if something happens”—but she doesn’t want to fight for full custody lest it become an expensive legal drama or, worse, a physical fight. When Lily runs into Atlas Corrigan, a childhood friend who also came from an abusive family, she hopes their friendship can blossom into love. (For new readers, their history unfolds in heartfelt diary entries that Lily addresses to Finding Nemo star Ellen DeGeneres as she considers how Atlas was a calming presence during her turbulent childhood.) Atlas, who is single and running a restaurant, feels the same way. But even though she’s divorced, Lily isn’t exactly free. Behind Ryle’s veneer of civility are his jealousy and resentment. Lily has to plan her dates carefully to avoid a confrontation. Meanwhile, Atlas’ mother returns with shocking news. In between, Lily and Atlas steal away for romantic moments that are even sweeter for their authenticity as Lily struggles with child care, breastfeeding, and running a business while trying to find time for herself.

Through palpable tension balanced with glimmers of hope, Hoover beautifully captures the heartbreak and joy of starting over.

Pub Date: Oct. 18, 2022

ISBN: 978-1-668-00122-6

Page Count: 352

Publisher: Atria

Review Posted Online: July 26, 2022

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Aug. 15, 2022

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HERE ONE MOMENT

A fresh, funny, ambitious, and nuanced take on some of our oldest existential questions. Cannot wait for the TV series.

What would you do if you knew when you were going to die?

In the first page and a half of her latest page-turner, bestselling Australian author Moriarty introduces a large cast of fascinating characters, all seated on a flight to Sydney that’s delayed on the tarmac. There’s the “bespectacled hipster” with his arm in a cast; a very pregnant woman; a young mom with a screaming infant and a sweaty toddler; a bride and groom, still in their wedding clothes; a surly 6-year-old forced to miss a laser-tag party; a darling elderly couple; a chatty tourist pair; several others. No one even notices the woman who will later become a household name as the “Death Lady” until she hops up from her seat and begins to deliver predictions to each of them about the age they’ll be when they die and the cause of their deaths. Age 30, assault, for the hipster. Age 7, drowning, for the baby in arms. Age 43, workplace accident, for a 42-year-old civil engineer. Self-harm, age 28, for the lovely flight attendant, who is that day celebrating her 28th birthday. Over the next 126 chapters (some just a paragraph), you will get to know all these people, and their reactions to the news of their demise, very well. Best of all, you will get to know Cherry Lockwood, the Death Lady, and the life that brought her to this day. Is it true, as she repeatedly intones on the plane, that “fate won’t be fought”? Does this novel support the idea that clairvoyance is real? Does it find a means to logically dismiss the whole thing? Or is it some complex amalgam of these possibilities? Sorry, you won’t find that out here, and in fact not until you’ve turned all 500-plus pages. The story is a brilliant, charming, and invigorating illustration of its closing quote from Elisabeth Kübler-Ross (we’re not going to spill that either).

A fresh, funny, ambitious, and nuanced take on some of our oldest existential questions. Cannot wait for the TV series.

Pub Date: Sept. 10, 2024

ISBN: 9780593798607

Page Count: 512

Publisher: Crown

Review Posted Online: June 15, 2024

Kirkus Reviews Issue: July 15, 2024

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