I'M A ZCARY VAMPIRE

Even a vampire’s skills need propping up.

In Transylvania, a diminutive young vampire is distressed when his puny shadow fails to frighten a little girl. He tells her that if he can’t scare anyone, he won’t pass his upcoming “tezt.” (This vamp substitutes “z” for “s” and “th.”) His fate if that happens? He’ll go to “banana peeler zchool.” Pitying him, the girl offers to help. The next evening, she encounters a gigantic shadow cast by the vampire, greatly enlarged from what it would be naturally thanks to interesting props. The girl faints in mock terror. The vampire’s cronies congratulate him on his success, and he receives a medal for “biggest scare.” The wee ghoul thanks his friend for her assistance and boost to his self-confidence. In a concluding twist, the girl thanks him for helping her overcome her fear of vampires! This odd, unfunny Portuguese import has glaring problems: The vampire explained he could fail his exam next day but didn’t manage his “scare” until the next evening. What happened at the exam? More problematic are the Z’s in the vamp’s speech: Instead of being comical, they’re offensive gibes at “foreign” accents. Additionally, the “banana peelers” are depicted insultingly as unintelligent, with dangling tongues and crossed eyes, as if their task is too difficult. Loose, cartoonish illustrations are colorful; numerous pages feature purplish backgrounds. Humans present White. A Spanish version publishes simultaneously.

This isn’t a Halloween treat to savor; skip it.