When her husband is accused of sexual misconduct on campus, an English professor is overcome by scandalous drives of her own.
The unnamed narrator of Jonas' debut has this initial reaction to five female students coming forward to accuse her husband, John, who's the chair of the English department, of inappropriate conduct: "I am depressed that they feel so guilty about their encounters with my husband that they have decided he was taking advantage of them. I want to throw them all a Slut Walk and let them know that when they’re sad, it's probably not because of the sex they had, and more because they spend too much time on the internet, wondering what people think of them." She and John have had an open marriage for decades, but the sense of exposure she feels after the accusations become public wounds her in unexpected ways. She finds herself sexually obsessed with a new hire named Vladimir Vladinski, a hunky young novelist who has arrived in town with a memoirist wife and daughter. At every point, the coolness of her intellect and the clarity of her self-awareness are at war with her vanity and shame about aging. For example, her reaction to the assiduous domestic and bodily preparations she makes to receive Vlad and family for a pool party: "Enraged at my vapidity, I forced myself to sit down and read several articles in the latest issue of the New York Review of Books before I fixed my nighttime drink." Several interesting subplots support the main one as it ticks along, picks up speed, and finally hurtles toward its explosive climax: the narrator's relationship with her grown daughter, a lesbian lawyer; the changing chemistry between her and her female students; the backstory on Vlad and his wife. A conversation at the pool party about why young writers are so drawn to memoir and autofiction, a pronouncement on the best timing for a forbidden cigarette, and advice about cooking tomato sauce are typical of the astuteness of this book on matters literary, psychological, and culinary.
Like the man she shackles to a chair in the prologue, once this narrator has you, she won't let go. A remarkable debut.