MURDER AT THE SPELLING BEE

An unpleasant teacher gets what’s coming to her when her Maine school district hosts a spelling bee.

The South Portland Middle School Spelling Bee is everything you hated about school. There’s unending memorization of information useless to anyone with a computer. There’s competition. The parents are frantic. The students are at each other’s throats. It gets so bad that Lucia and Eugenio Fanelli hire a pair of private eyes, Maya Kendrick and Sandra Wallage, to find out who left a note saying Drop out or die in their son Rocco’s locker. Maya and Sandra have their own baggage. Maya’s husband, the former police chief, is just finishing a stint in prison for corruption, and Sandra’s husband, the current U.S. senator from Maine, is in the process of divorcing her. But a case is a case. Unfortunately, this case quickly turns personal. Ellie Duncan, the volunteer coordinator of the spelling bee, is also the geography teacher at South Portland High School who decided without any evidence that Sandra’s son, Ryan, plagiarized his final paper and plans to flunk him, barring him from graduation. Ellie announces that the last thing she needs is “two gung-ho detectives running around upsetting the parents and scaring the kids and spoiling everything.” Ironically, it isn’t Maya and Sandra who spoil the competition; it’s whoever kills the noxious Ellie and stuffs her body in a storage closet. There are plenty of suspects, and before the two sleuths find the real killer, they’ll unearth enough dirty laundry to fill the gym bags of every South Portland student and then some.

For all those readers—and only those readers—who loved the drama that is middle school.