ANTIQUE AUCTIONS ARE MURDER

A Cape May B&B looks more and more like an insane asylum.

Poppy McAllister runs the Butterfly Wings Bed and Breakfast with her eccentric Aunt Ginny, whose Victorian home is perfect for the purpose. Aunt Ginny’s oddball friends are always getting Poppy in trouble, and this time, Thelma Davis, whose relatives are deep into the antiques trade, involves her in yet another murder. Thelma’s brother, prizewinning gardener Courtney, has two children who are already fighting over their inheritance and a stepdaughter desperate to get pregnant. There seems to be nothing Courtney's son Auggie won’t do to inherit the family antiques business, so when his lifeless body tumbles out of an armoire in the middle of an auction at Adams Galleries, stabbed with a priceless stake from a vampire-hunting kit, Poppy has a plethora of suspects. Nor is murder her only problem. A widow with a body image problem, she can’t believe her gorgeous boyfriend, Gia, really loves her. Her latest group of guests are all kooks, her cook hates her, and the chambermaid has such a bad case of sunburn that Poppy has to press her late husband's mother, who’s never cleaned anything in her life, into service. Competing dealer Grover Prickle certainly had it in for Auggie, as does Blake Adams, the auction house owner, and yes, there are even more enemies. Overrun with Courtney’s gifts of kohlrabi and her nonstop annoying guests, Poppy struggles to crack the case.

Suspects and recipes galore don’t make up for zanies who strain belief in a story ripe for some judicious pruning.