Readers who want to know what it’s like to get frisky with Santa will have to wait for the sequel.
An Oregon innkeeper marries Santa Claus and probes killings at the North Pole.
After a whirlwind three-month courtship, April Claus finds herself in the frozen expanses with her husband, Nick, who recently replaced his older brother as the world’s one-and-only Santa after Chris died in a hunting accident. Since Santaland is a monarchy, Nick will serve as Santa only until Chris’ son Christopher turns 18; then Nick and April will be free to retire to Cloudberry Bay and run her hotel, the Coast Inn, full-time. In the meantime, they must live in Santaland’s castle with Nick's older sister, Lucia; his younger brother, Martin; Chris’ widow, Tiffany; and Pamela, the dowager Mrs. Claus, during the six-month run-up to Christmas before returning to the Coast Inn for April’s busy tourist season. While in Santaland, the Claus family is attended by a host of scurrying elves and talking reindeer whose job is to meet their every need. Irascible elf Giblet Hollyberry is killed early on, leaving April a mystery to solve. Aside from chronicling her heroine’s quest for Giblet’s killer, Ireland spends most of her time describing April’s myriad duties as Mrs. Claus, from presiding over the annual Reindeer Bell Choir concert to helping Pamela create a croquembouche replica of the castle. What she ignores, though, is exactly what would pique most readers’ curiosity most. How did April and Nick fall in love? How did he persuade her he was really Santa? Ireland doesn’t even give many physical details. Nick has a beard, but is he tall, dark, handsome? Does he shake when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly?
Readers who want to know what it’s like to get frisky with Santa will have to wait for the sequel.Pub Date: Sept. 29, 2020
ISBN: 978-1-4967-2658-2
Page Count: 304
Publisher: Kensington
Review Posted Online: July 13, 2020
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Aug. 1, 2020
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One of those rare triple-deckers that’s actually worth every page, every complication, every bead of sweat.
A routine break-in at the home of Sûreté homicide chief Armand Gamache leads slowly but surely to the revelation of a potentially calamitous threat to all Québec.
At first it seems as if nothing at all triggered the burglar alarm at Gamache’s home in Three Pines; it was literally a false alarm. It’s not till he receives a package containing his summer jacket that Gamache realizes someone really did get into his house, choosing to steal exactly this one item and return it with a cryptic note referring to “some malady…water” and “Angelica stems.” Having already refused to meet with Jeanne Caron, chief of staff to Marcus Lauzon, a powerful politician who’s already taken vengeance on Gamache and his family for not expunging his child’s criminal record, Gamache now agrees to meet with Charles Langlois, a marine biologist with ties to Caron who confesses to a leading role in stealing Gamache’s jacket. Their meeting ends inconclusively for Gamache, who’s convinced that Langlois is hiding something weighty, and all too conclusively for Langlois, who’s killed by a hit-and-run driver as he leaves. The news that Langlois had been investigating a water supply near the abbey of Saint-Gilbert-Entre-les-Loups sends Gamache scurrying off to the abbey, where the plot steadily thickens until he’s led to ask how “an old recipe for Chartreuse” can possibly be connected to “a terrorist plot to poison Québec’s drinking water.” That’s a great question, and answering it will take the second half of this story, which spins ever more intricate connections among leading players that become deeply unsettling.
One of those rare triple-deckers that’s actually worth every page, every complication, every bead of sweat.Pub Date: Oct. 29, 2024
ISBN: 9781250328137
Page Count: 432
Publisher: Minotaur
Review Posted Online: July 19, 2024
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Aug. 15, 2024
Forget about solving all these crimes; the signal triumph here is (spoiler) the heroine’s survival.
Another sweltering month in Charlotte, another boatload of mysteries past and present for overworked, overstressed forensic anthropologist Temperance Brennan.
A week after the night she chases but fails to catch a mysterious trespasser outside her town house, some unknown party texts Tempe four images of a corpse that looks as if it’s been chewed by wild hogs, because it has been. Showboat Medical Examiner Margot Heavner makes it clear that, breaking with her department’s earlier practice (The Bone Collection, 2016, etc.), she has no intention of calling in Tempe as a consultant and promptly identifies the faceless body herself as that of a young Asian man. Nettled by several errors in Heavner’s analysis, and even more by her willingness to share the gory details at a press conference, Tempe launches her own investigation, which is not so much off the books as against the books. Heavner isn’t exactly mollified when Tempe, aided by retired police detective Skinny Slidell and a host of experts, puts a name to the dead man. But the hints of other crimes Tempe’s identification uncovers, particularly crimes against children, spur her on to redouble her efforts despite the new M.E.’s splenetic outbursts. Before he died, it seems, Felix Vodyanov was linked to a passenger ferry that sank in 1994, an even earlier U.S. government project to research biological agents that could control human behavior, the hinky spiritual retreat Sparkling Waters, the dark web site DeepUnder, and the disappearances of at least four schoolchildren, two of whom have also turned up dead. And why on earth was Vodyanov carrying Tempe’s own contact information? The mounting evidence of ever more and ever worse skulduggery will pull Tempe deeper and deeper down what even she sees as a rabbit hole before she confronts a ringleader implicated in “Drugs. Fraud. Breaking and entering. Arson. Kidnapping. How does attempted murder sound?”
Forget about solving all these crimes; the signal triumph here is (spoiler) the heroine’s survival.Pub Date: March 17, 2020
ISBN: 978-1-9821-3888-2
Page Count: 352
Publisher: Scribner
Review Posted Online: Dec. 22, 2019
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 15, 2020
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