CLUCKY AND THE STARS

Will someone in the farmyard become a star when Howard the owl talent scout makes his visit?

The animals on the farm are all aflutter. “Howard is world famous for seeking near and far, / Discovering new talents and making them big stars.” No stranger to TV himself, he’s discovered a bunny magician and a roller-skating panda who plays the flute. In Clucky’s farmyard, Mona the goat is attempting to sing; George the horse is practicing his dancing; and Bert the turkey “is dressed up as old King Lear.” Even Clucky’s chicks practice their juggling with grapefruit. When Howard arrives in his limo, he steps out—only to trip on a stray grapefruit. Everyone wants to blame the chicks, who flee. Clucky takes the fall and says she was making juice. She cleans Howard up, then gives him an heirloom magnifying glass. Surprisingly, he decides he has found his star in Clucky, saying, “Today has been a special day, / my dear hen, now I know. / I’ve learned that it’s within our / hearts where all new talents grow.” Originally published in Spain, Pavón’s story is as weak on logic as Clucky is on any demonstrated talent. Carretero’s busy, often confusingly composed illustrations, full of goggle-eyed animals with strangely outsized noses, don’t help, nor does the forced verse in Brokenbrow’s translation.

Clucky lays a rotten egg.