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LUCKY DUCK

AT THE MALL, IN THE 80S, WITH A DOG.

A winning mix of sentiment and thrills.

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Garretson explores the impact of luck on a man’s life in this hilarious crime novel.

Joel Howard is a big believer in luck: “I’ve got to be the luckiest guy in the—oh, I was going to say the entire world, but make it the Northern Hemisphere, I don’t want to embellish and lose you right off the bat.” For example, his mother’s habit of reading to him about current events led indirectly to his receiving a scholarship to a small college in Kansas, which has allowed him to play as a member of the school’s marginal basketball team. But as graduation nears, Joel hits a rough patch. First, his girlfriend Nadine “Nee Nee” Blass breaks up with him. Then, he loses his new job as an insurance agent after quitting his other position as a shoe salesman, leaving him alone, unemployed, and broke. This is when Joel comes up with the crazy idea to rob the bank at the mall where he worked on Black Friday, and he enacts a scheme involving an abducted dog and cinnamon. Decades later, Joel’s past comes back to haunt him before he gets lucky once again. Garretson’s colorful descriptions of shopping malls, 1980s music, and technology of the era are bound to spark nostalgia among Generation Xers and disbelief among younger readers. Joel is a likable lead who doesn’t let little bumps in the road slow him down for long. The supporting characters are largely there to move Joel’s story along, but they all have their roles to play in his journey. The author capably employs flashbacks to illuminate key moments in Joel’s earlier life before bringing the reader back to his present. The robbery is an important incident in Joel’s life but doesn’t define him—this heartwarming story suggests that he is a good man who commits one bad act.

A winning mix of sentiment and thrills.

Pub Date: March 18, 2025

ISBN: 9781611535099

Page Count: 266

Publisher: Torchflame Books

Review Posted Online: April 10, 2025

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HOW TO SOLVE YOUR OWN MURDER

Breezy, entertaining characters and a cheeky premise fall prey to too much explanation and an unlikely climax.

An aspiring mystery writer sets out to solve her great-aunt’s murder and inherit an estate.

Twenty-five-year-old Annie Adams has never met her great-aunt Frances, who prefers her small village to busy London. But when a mysterious letter arrives instructing Annie to come to Castle Knoll in Dorset to meet Frances and discuss her role as sole beneficiary of her great-aunt’s estate, Annie can’t resist. Unfortunately, she arrives to find Frances’ worst fears have come true: The elderly woman—who’s been haunted for decades by a fortuneteller’s prediction that this will happen—has been murdered, and her will dictates that she will leave her entire estate to Annie, but only if Annie solves her killing. It’s a cheeky if not exactly believable premise, especially since the local police don’t seem terribly opposed to it. Annie herself is an engaging presence, if a little too blind to the fact that she could be on the killer’s to-do list. Her roll call of suspects is pleasingly long, including but not limited to the local vicar, a one-time paramour of her great-aunt’s; a gardener who grows a lot more than flowers; shady developers and suspicious friends from Frances’ past; and Saxon, Annie’s crafty rival, who inherits the estate himself if he manages to solve the case first. Annie pieces together clues through readings of Frances’ journal, but the story eventually runs aground on the twin rocks of too much explanation and a flimsy climax. Cute dialogue gives way to lengthy exposition, and by the time Frances’ killer is revealed you may well be ready to leave Annie, Dorset, and Castle Knoll behind for the firmer ground of reality. Fans of cozy mysteries are likely to be more forgiving, but if you cast a skeptical eye toward amateur sleuths, this novel won’t change your mind about them.

Breezy, entertaining characters and a cheeky premise fall prey to too much explanation and an unlikely climax.

Pub Date: March 26, 2024

ISBN: 9780593474013

Page Count: 368

Publisher: Dutton

Review Posted Online: Feb. 3, 2024

Kirkus Reviews Issue: March 1, 2024

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A CONSPIRACY OF BONES

Forget about solving all these crimes; the signal triumph here is (spoiler) the heroine’s survival.

Another sweltering month in Charlotte, another boatload of mysteries past and present for overworked, overstressed forensic anthropologist Temperance Brennan.

A week after the night she chases but fails to catch a mysterious trespasser outside her town house, some unknown party texts Tempe four images of a corpse that looks as if it’s been chewed by wild hogs, because it has been. Showboat Medical Examiner Margot Heavner makes it clear that, breaking with her department’s earlier practice (The Bone Collection, 2016, etc.), she has no intention of calling in Tempe as a consultant and promptly identifies the faceless body herself as that of a young Asian man. Nettled by several errors in Heavner’s analysis, and even more by her willingness to share the gory details at a press conference, Tempe launches her own investigation, which is not so much off the books as against the books. Heavner isn’t exactly mollified when Tempe, aided by retired police detective Skinny Slidell and a host of experts, puts a name to the dead man. But the hints of other crimes Tempe’s identification uncovers, particularly crimes against children, spur her on to redouble her efforts despite the new M.E.’s splenetic outbursts. Before he died, it seems, Felix Vodyanov was linked to a passenger ferry that sank in 1994, an even earlier U.S. government project to research biological agents that could control human behavior, the hinky spiritual retreat Sparkling Waters, the dark web site DeepUnder, and the disappearances of at least four schoolchildren, two of whom have also turned up dead. And why on earth was Vodyanov carrying Tempe’s own contact information? The mounting evidence of ever more and ever worse skulduggery will pull Tempe deeper and deeper down what even she sees as a rabbit hole before she confronts a ringleader implicated in “Drugs. Fraud. Breaking and entering. Arson. Kidnapping. How does attempted murder sound?”

Forget about solving all these crimes; the signal triumph here is (spoiler) the heroine’s survival.

Pub Date: March 17, 2020

ISBN: 978-1-9821-3888-2

Page Count: 352

Publisher: Scribner

Review Posted Online: Dec. 22, 2019

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 15, 2020

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