CHRONICLES OF A LIZARD NOBODY

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them, as this monitor lizard soon learns.

Soon after Principal Wombat assures Zeke that she hasn’t selected him to be a hall monitor just because he’s a monitor lizard, he proves fairly inept at the job. He almost immediately punches local bully Pelicarnassus in the beak after a nasty encounter. Unfortunately, Pelicarnassus is the son of a supervillain, and after that fact is revealed, some of the wilder elements of this anthropomorphic school story come to the fore. For instance, because of an ancient family curse, the entire country of France appeared on Zeke’s knee after the death of his father. Ness clearly has a talent for balancing heart with mind-blowing silliness and whimsy. Such elements combine perfectly when Zeke’s mother, suffering from depression after the passing of Zeke’s father, is followed by a literal black dog at all times. All this is punctuated by Miller’s ink drawings of the characters, perfectly matching Ness’ equally deadpan recounting of the action. Yet in the end, it’s Zeke’s slow growth into a hero that will touch readers’ hearts, gargantuan pelican robot suits and tiny fighter jets notwithstanding.

Heart and weirdness in equal measure prove you should never underestimate the power of a lizard!