A GOOD DAY AND OTHER (MOSTLY) HUMOROUS STORIES AND LISTS

Guiaşu offers a collection of funny tales and lists that tackle a vast array of subjects.

The first story in this delightful and eclectic compilation begins with the unnamed protagonist in a pub, celebrating the publication of his first short story, only to be told by a friend, “Don’t take this personally, but you can’t be a writer. You just haven’t lived enough.” It’s a clever opening for a book whose vast scope encompasses an awful lot of what life has to offer. “Logical Flaws and Other Problems with Jurassic Park,” presents an imagined letter to John Hammond, the fictional creator of Jurassic Park, in which the correspondent points out the several issues that give the story its title. Other stories tell of a rabid squirrel squaring off against a German shepherd and a human-resources department announcing “Bring Your Pants to Work” day. And, in “Trying to Figure Out Which One of My Neighbours Ratted Me Out During the Pandemic,” police appear at a person’s door with complaints that they left their house for nonessential reasons. Lists include “Life Lessons You Probably Won’t Find in Self-Help Books” (“Know your limitations, but don’t share that knowledge with anyone”) and “Things That Go Through Your Mind as You Are Taking Part in the Running of the Bulls Event in Pamplona” (“Generally speaking, quadrupeds are faster than bipeds”). No matter the topic, it’s funny stuff, although a few pieces have more serious overtones, such as “Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow,” with its antibullying theme. The author is a university professor at who delights in skewering academia; “Submission Guidelines” is a laugh-out-loud parody of scientific journal requirements, and it’s followed by “An Honest Rejection Letter,” which includes such gems as “We wish we could tell you to keep trying, but that wouldn’t be good advice.” Guiaşu also plays with different styles along the way, particularly scoring with the clipped prose of “In the Wilderness, Reading Hemingway.” Overall, there’s much to like about this congenial, diverting, and agreeable collection.

Sharp writing that showcases a delightful sense of humor.