by Rebecca Van Slyke ; illustrated by Mike Boldt ‧ RELEASE DATE: Aug. 10, 2021
Possibly a new nighttime favorite for both sides in the battle for bedtime.
If you are going to keep an alligator, you must understand these rules.
As the book opens, an adult man and woman, both Black, tell their alligator that toys must be put away; it’s time for bed. With a toothy grin, their alligator tells them alligators don’t do that. Their alligator points out a factoid in a book explaining alligators are nocturnal. The next request is that the alligator take a shower. It turns out that alligators do not take showers, as the shampoo can drip into their eyes. Alligators prefer baths…in the swamp. Alligators don’t wear pajamas (there’s no place for the tail), nor do they brush their teeth. However, they may wear special green nightshirts and accept help in brushing their 80 sharp teeth. Alligators also don’t care for stories about fluffy bunnies, but they may be persuaded to listen to something about alligators or maybe sharks. Alligators might lurk under covers, but no tucking in! And they may accept a kiss on the head. After all of that struggling, though, alligators (and small children…) might just drift off. Van Slyke’s tongue-in-scaly-cheek take on bedtime rituals may give the nocturnal resistance some fresh ideas, but it definitely makes for a fun settle-down story. Boldt’s bright illustrations make the most of the contrast between the remarkably serene human parents and their saurian charge right up to the last picture, of a smiling, slumbering human kid. They will elicit giggles as young listeners recognize themselves in each twist of resistance and expression of disdain. (This book was reviewed digitally.)
Possibly a new nighttime favorite for both sides in the battle for bedtime. (Picture book. 3-6)Pub Date: Aug. 10, 2021
ISBN: 978-1-250-21830-8
Page Count: 40
Publisher: Roaring Brook Press
Review Posted Online: June 15, 2021
Kirkus Reviews Issue: July 1, 2021
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A tale of intergenerational bonding to be shared by grandparents and grandchildren.
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In talk-show host Fallon and illustrator Ordóñez’s latest picture-book collaboration, an elderly pooch waxes rhapsodic about a life well lived.
Observing Papa sitting in his chair watching TV all day, a young pup says, “I’m starting to think…you don’t do ANYTHING.” So Papa proceeds to list his accomplishments, both big and small, mundane and profound. Some are just a result of being older and physically bigger (being tall enough to reach a high shelf and strong enough to open jars); others include winning a race and performing in a band when he was younger. Eventually, the pup realizes that while Papa may have slowed down in his old age, he’s led a full life. The most satisfying thing about Papa’s life now? Watching his grandchild take center stage: “I can say lots of thoughts / but I choose to be quiet. / I’d rather you discover things and then try it.” Fallon’s straightforward text is sweetly upbeat, though it occasionally lacks flow, forcing incongruous situations together to fit the rhyme scheme (“I cook and I mow, / and I once flew a plane. // I play newspaper puzzles because it’s good for my brain”). Featuring uncluttered, colorful backgrounds, Ordóñez’s child-friendly digital art at times takes on sepia tones, evoking the sense of looking back at old photos or memories. Though the creators tread familiar ground, the love between Papa and his little one is palpable.
A tale of intergenerational bonding to be shared by grandparents and grandchildren. (Picture book. 3-6)Pub Date: May 13, 2025
ISBN: 9781250393975
Page Count: 40
Publisher: Feiwel & Friends
Review Posted Online: May 3, 2025
Kirkus Reviews Issue: June 1, 2025
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by Jimmy Fallon ; illustrated by Miguel Ordóñez ‧ RELEASE DATE: June 9, 2015
Plotless and pointless, the book clearly exists only because its celebrity author wrote it.
A succession of animal dads do their best to teach their young to say “Dada” in this picture-book vehicle for Fallon.
A grumpy bull says, “DADA!”; his calf moos back. A sad-looking ram insists, “DADA!”; his lamb baas back. A duck, a bee, a dog, a rabbit, a cat, a mouse, a donkey, a pig, a frog, a rooster, and a horse all fail similarly, spread by spread. A final two-spread sequence finds all of the animals arrayed across the pages, dads on the verso and children on the recto. All the text prior to this point has been either iterations of “Dada” or animal sounds in dialogue bubbles; here, narrative text states, “Now everybody get in line, let’s say it together one more time….” Upon the turn of the page, the animal dads gaze round-eyed as their young across the gutter all cry, “DADA!” (except the duckling, who says, “quack”). Ordóñez's illustrations have a bland, digital look, compositions hardly varying with the characters, although the pastel-colored backgrounds change. The punch line fails from a design standpoint, as the sudden, single-bubble chorus of “DADA” appears to be emanating from background features rather than the baby animals’ mouths (only some of which, on close inspection, appear to be open). It also fails to be funny.
Plotless and pointless, the book clearly exists only because its celebrity author wrote it. (Picture book. 3-5)Pub Date: June 9, 2015
ISBN: 978-1-250-00934-0
Page Count: 32
Publisher: Feiwel & Friends
Review Posted Online: April 14, 2015
Kirkus Reviews Issue: May 1, 2015
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