THANKS A LATTE FOR BEING MY TEACHER!

This latest in the Punderland series pays tribute to educators.

“Teacher, thank you a HOLE lot for everything you do.” The accompanying illustration depicts a young doughnut with a backpack smiling up at a larger, bespectacled one. The puns come fast and furious: “You’re special and TEA-riffic / in all you say and BREW!” A cheery teapot pours hot water into a sweet-faced little cup. “I couldn’t have picked a better one, / I love you to my core.” A pair of anthropomorphic apples—one small, one larger—hold hands and beam at each other. It isn’t clear who this book’s audience is—or whether it even has one. Given that the story is addressed to teachers, it feels more like a gift for educators than a kids’ book, though much of the text will elicit groans or, at best, a slight chuckle from adult readers. Those looking to share it with the students in their lives will be disappointed; youngsters will likely react with confusion at some of these lines: “I’ve learned a LATTE from you. / Words can’t ESPRESSO just how much.” “You were meant 2B my teacher— / on point in every way!” (This last is paired with an image of two pencils doodling together.) The art features bright, primary color digital illustrations of personified objects.

A lackluster, punny tale in search of an audience.