by Tim Green ‧ RELEASE DATE: Sept. 23, 2025
Snaps briskly on the gridiron but fumbles the handoffs between games.
A talented young quarterback takes advantage of an unexpected chance to play on a larger stage to pursue his dreams of football glory.
Eleven-year-old Zeno, who has Greek and Jewish ancestry, jumps on the offer of a full ride to an expensive athletic boarding school with nationally ranked teams. But hardly has he arrived before he’s thrown into a maelstrom of distractions ranging from comical (a roomie who farts toxic clouds) to romantic (a dazzling classmate persuades him to sneak out at night to dig for buried treasure) to outright fantastical (his coach makes serious physical injuries magically disappear through “voodoo,” or hypnotic suggestion). Is it all intended to play out as a light fantasy? Perhaps, but some unresolved elements suggest otherwise, such as the way Coach Lamb comes across as uncomfortably handsy with his new star player and Zeno’s father’s emotional bullying: He’s seldom “angry enough to cow [Zeno’s] mom, but when he did have her on the ropes, look out.” Though Green’s writing is sharp when capturing on-field heroics and strategy, it’s less smooth when the action moves elsewhere; readers are likely to feel jerked about by the sudden changes in tone from one very short chapter to the next. Coach Lamb, who presents white, speaks with an exaggerated Cajun drawl (“An’ nobody got more on da line den me….You know it, an’ I know it, an’ da kidz know it, too”).
Snaps briskly on the gridiron but fumbles the handoffs between games. (Fiction. 9-13)Pub Date: Sept. 23, 2025
ISBN: 9780062796899
Page Count: 272
Publisher: Harper/HarperCollins
Review Posted Online: Aug. 2, 2025
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Sept. 1, 2025
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by Chris Grabenstein ‧ RELEASE DATE: June 25, 2013
Full of puzzles to think about, puns to groan at and references to children’s book titles, this solid, tightly plotted read...
When a lock-in becomes a reality game, 12-year-old Kyle Keeley and his friends use library resources to find their way out of Alexandriaville’s new public library.
The author of numerous mysteries for children and adults turns his hand to a puzzle adventure with great success. Starting with the premise that billionaire game-maker Luigi Lemoncello has donated a fortune to building a library in a town that went without for 12 years, Grabenstein cleverly uses the tools of board and video games—hints and tricks and escape hatches—to enhance this intricate and suspenseful story. Twelve 12-year-old winners of an essay contest get to be the first to see the new facility and, as a bonus, to play his new escape game. Lemoncello’s gratitude to the library of his childhood extends to providing a helpful holographic image of his 1968 librarian, but his modern version also includes changing video screens, touch-screen computers in the reading desks and an Electronic Learning Center as well as floor-to-ceiling bookshelves stretching up three stories. Although the characters, from gamer Kyle to schemer Charles Chiltington, are lightly developed, the benefits of pooling strengths to work together are clear.
Full of puzzles to think about, puns to groan at and references to children’s book titles, this solid, tightly plotted read is a winner for readers and game-players alike. (Mystery. 9-13)Pub Date: June 25, 2013
ISBN: 978-0-375-87089-7
Page Count: 304
Publisher: Random House
Review Posted Online: April 2, 2013
Kirkus Reviews Issue: May 1, 2013
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by Dav Pilkey & illustrated by Dav Pilkey ‧ RELEASE DATE: Aug. 28, 2012
Is this the end? Well, no…the series will stagger on through at least one more scheduled sequel.
Sure signs that the creative wells are running dry at last, the Captain’s ninth, overstuffed outing both recycles a villain (see Book 4) and offers trendy anti-bullying wish fulfillment.
Not that there aren’t pranks and envelope-pushing quips aplenty. To start, in an alternate ending to the previous episode, Principal Krupp ends up in prison (“…a lot like being a student at Jerome Horwitz Elementary School, except that the prison had better funding”). There, he witnesses fellow inmate Tippy Tinkletrousers (aka Professor Poopypants) escape in a giant Robo-Suit (later reduced to time-traveling trousers). The villain sets off after George and Harold, who are in juvie (“not much different from our old school…except that they have library books here.”). Cut to five years previous, in a prequel to the whole series. George and Harold link up in kindergarten to reduce a quartet of vicious bullies to giggling insanity with a relentless series of pranks involving shaving cream, spiders, effeminate spoof text messages and friendship bracelets. Pilkey tucks both topical jokes and bathroom humor into the cartoon art, and ups the narrative’s lexical ante with terms like “pharmaceuticals” and “theatrical flair.” Unfortunately, the bullies’ sad fates force Krupp to resign, so he’s not around to save the Earth from being destroyed later on by Talking Toilets and other invaders…
Is this the end? Well, no…the series will stagger on through at least one more scheduled sequel. (Fantasy. 10-12)Pub Date: Aug. 28, 2012
ISBN: 978-0-545-17534-0
Page Count: 304
Publisher: Scholastic
Review Posted Online: June 19, 2012
Kirkus Reviews Issue: July 15, 2012
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