VAMPIRE VS. THE BEACH

Grown-ups are the real monsters in this beachy picture book.

Several families are taking in the sun and waves when a youngster spies a vampire incongruously grilling mummy-shaped weenies with some monster pals. The creatures are friendly and inviting, but the adults behave frightfully, instructing the monsters to “get off of our beach” and threatening them (“Don’t come back till it’s autumn! / Or we’ll give you sandal-shaped marks on your bottom!”). Drac is unfazed, delighting the children with candy, carving watermelons into jack-o’-lanterns, and building haunted sand castles. This Halloween whimsy riles the adults, who by now are actively harassing the monsters—burying Frankenstein’s monster in the sand and hurling sticks at the others. As the sun goes down, the monsters, who’ve mostly ignored the attacks, crank some tunes that even the grown-ups can’t resist, and all agree that they should “celebrate Halloween twice every year!” A last-minute visit from Santa is a bridge too far for monsters and humans alike, but they allow the Christmas crew to enjoy the beach. Setting aside the obvious violation of vampire lore (doesn’t sunlight turn Dracula to dust?) and the unkind behavior from the adults, this book is a treat. A charming cadence makes it a fun read-aloud, and kids will delight in the cartoony pictures depicting such silliness as Frankenstein’s monster clad in a Hawaiian shirt. The human beachgoers are diverse.

Spooky summertime fun—especially satisfying for those who wish every day could be Halloween.